The trailer for bizarro Bridesmaids is here…
So the trailer for Friends With Kids has been released, or, ‘Bizarro Bridesmaids,’ as I will be referring to it: What is going on here?! It’s like the Bridesmaids cast but all fucked up. But with...
View ArticleMegan Fox will only bang you if you speak English…
… and if you don’t, Mike Tyson will fuck you up (even though he’s a vegan buddhist now). That’s basically what I took from this new ad for a place where you can learn to, liiiiike, speak and read and...
View ArticleMegan Fox is knocked up.
After weeks of tabloids printing rumours that Megan Fox was pregnant, it appears that they were right (this time). Megan Fox is pregnant to her ex-teen star hubby Brian Austin Green and is due at the...
View ArticleThe stories I don’t have time to tell you about myself: November 16, 2012.
– Leighton Meester looking hot in Flaunt magazine. [HollywoodTuna] – If these clips are anything to go by, then SNL made a huuuuuuge mistake getting Jeremy Renner to host this weekend. [PITNB] – The...
View ArticleThe stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 5, 2012.
– Taylor Swift and Harry Styles holding hands at 4am. IT’S ON! [TMZ] -RiRi’s got a gazillion number ones. Unsurprising, since she churns out hits the way Octomom churns out kids. [ONTD!] – People...
View ArticleThe stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 8, 2012.
Just a quick one today because I just got called into the work that helps me pay the bills, as opposed to the work I’d like to pay the bills, so this is all I have time to offer you today, my loves....
View ArticleThe stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 14, 2012.
Happy birthday to my oldest and dearest friend Mikaela! Hope you have an amazing day and I’ll call you later XOXO. – Taylor Swift news of the day: Red is number 1 again, Warrior is flopping. Happy...
View ArticleComplex’s 100 Hottest Women Right Now.
Photos from Complex. Recent posts: Keeping up with the Lohans: A ‘Lindsay in rehab’ post. The saga of beauty queen Amanda Bynes continues. She told Perez Hilton to kill himself because no one wants to...
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